Love My Fringe

HURRY.

Catch me for my illegal fringe.
Because it's covering my face, I am a poser.
I give love school a bad name.

Catch me for my coloured ear studs.
Because I like colour on my ears, I am a bimbo.

Catch me for blogging about rules.
Because I blog, I get everyone to think like me. I am influential.

Catch me for everything.
Might as well catch me for not wearing a bra to sleep.
Because I'll influence everyone to act like bimbos and posers, and not wear bras to sleep.

Ya right.