Bio Lessons incorporated into SS, is it possible?
Whoo! Biology lessons ROCK big time. Only when it's about sexual reproduction in man.
Haha. Okay, so maybe I was kinda distracted the whole day. Don't know why. Haha, hmmm. Dirty thoughts to fill my head? BOO.
Kym asked me a question: How many times does a male ejaculate ah?
I was like.. "Hmmm, once? I don't know man." So I asked Mr low!
I felt that dead silence again.
Mr Low, "Once only. But he can take a rest, and then continue, and ejaculate again."
Melodie raised this question not much later "What's the plural of penis?"
Threw the entire class into fits of laughter. Mwahah.
Turned to me and said "Peni?" Pronounced: Pee-nai
Social studies was another fun period. Miss Chia asked what general issue we would like to bring up. I quite hesitantly said "The nine year old girl who got pregnant."
Miss Chia asked, "So what can we conclude from this?"
Me, "ABSTAIN from SEX!"
Miss Chia, "ABSTAIN? Do you know what that means?"
Me, "It means you can have sex, but not too often." All right, I was trying to test her limits at this point in time.
Miss Chia, "Are we even in the right position to say that we can have sex?"
Me, (silently) "Ermm. I guess so."
Therefore we all come down to that stupid question: Why do we have to take SS? To make use of everything we learn, and put it into GOOD PRACTICE. By talking cock!
Thank GOODNESS I was allowed to remain seated. Although I wouldn't have minded standing up in class. It was good entertainment.
Anyway, I think my teacher is some SS freak or something, she almost incorporates SS into her daily life. She even asked me "What can I infer from what you just said?" when all I said was "I hate picture sources!!"
Tell me man, even I dont know what I was trying to imply.
And finally! It's learning journey tomorrow. I'll be heading down to semakao landfill. Expect pictures yall!
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