Monday, November 06, 2006

Dieting = Crap!

WHAT IS UP WITH DIETING?
I'm so fucking pissed.


I have two groups of friends.

I give you a scenario. A girl with the SMARTS but not very hot. And a girl with all the HOTS in the world.

My polls have proven it..
Out of 135 votes. 102 choose HOT.
And only a mere 33 choose smart.

I'm definitely pressurised to lose weight.
However, I'm going to stand up for the rights of women suffering from ANOREXIA NERVOSA. More commonly known as a 'DONT EAT DIET'.

These women/girls are unusually thin, HOWEVER, they still choose to believe they are fat.

I'm going on an anti-dieting campaign. To simply put it. Anti-anorexia campaign.
I shall eat. I shall grow fat. I shall show the world it's all right to be fat.

These women need help. HELP THEM NOW!


SHIT. Does sexual attraction matter the world? BLEAH.
Okay, maybe it does.



THE PUBLICITY OF MY ANTI-DIETING CAMPAIGN BEGINS HERE!

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