Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Pre-marital Sex Part 2

Sorry if I was a little crude in one of my previous posts.
However, this is what the world is coming to.



Well, if can't stop you guys. I might as well help you.
Want to turn women on?


I got these little pieces of information from The Next Stage Academy.

1. Men must have a little hair on them.
Now now, you wouldn't want hairless men would you? LOOKS TOTALLY GAY.

2. Walk like a model.
Don't walk as if you're about to kill someone. It TOTALLY TURNS THE LADIES OFF.

3. Get that HOT BODY.
At least keep that waist down to a 32 inches and get that height up to a 183cm.

4. Get a ROUND BUTT.
"What's so good about flatless men?" my instructor asked me.
"NOTHING" he says like a bimbo.



That's all I can think of right now.

Girls, how do you keep those guys coming in and onto your bed as if there's no end? Tune in tomorrow!

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